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And yet another short list of things that I’m not really fond of: – Cars (can’t tell why I put this one first…) – Self-centered people (but, hey…Have you ever heard anybody saying “yes, yes, I am definitely self-centered.” So this one doesn’t really count!!I think that thought has an energy which impacts manifest reality and shapes it in very specific ways. Analytical, kinesthetic thinker The spotlight is not my friend. (the hugging kind) I spend a lot of time thinking about: What if the Hokey Pokey is what it’s all about? Or the great debate of green vs red Tabasco, do you want the heat or the flavor? He has just the right amount of “laid back” demeanor as he does “go-go-go” attitude.Most women like the notion of being grabbed hard and kissed soft, and this fellow looks like he can get the job done.He starts off his profile by being humorous and even a bit on the mysterious side. I have a neglected 12-string-guitar named Calypso, who now only has 10.5 strings, but I like playing her.Girls fancy mystery (as long as the truth gradually comes to light as the relationship progresses). I have a banjo who’s in perfect condition, but that’s because I never play him.B-B–B-BUT…oh come on, by now you know that there is a BUT coming. This guy does a great job at putting the girl at ease.He mentions that in the worse case scenario “we might end up becoming great friends”, eliminating any forced expectations.

This guy is mysterious, compassionate, fun and funny—an irresistible combo to women I just moved back to Australia after finishing ye ol’ American Film Institute for screenwriterin’. ’ I do believe that ‘love conquers all,’ but that’s because I’m a hopeless romantic. You are beautiful, kind, compassionate, intelligent, witty, wonderful, giving, generous, self-assured, modest, humble, outgoing, shy, etc.

One reason is because their profile reads like a boring, dating profile shaped turd. I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do.

so let’s start: I’d like first to apologize for the typos I might have… nobody’s perfect) and I’m pretty much new in this country (I’ve been around for 2 years).

I live by myself, I pay my own rent, I wear socks that match and I love my mom. This profile speaks to the primitive side of a woman’s brain yet this guy also has a great sense of humor, confidence and most importantly, loves his mom. It is more about him being secure with his masculinity and having fun with it at the same time. You guessed it, fumbled with a few things when it comes to his profile; and can you guess what that is? Take the quiz so you don’t make this mistake and to get a deeper understanding of how to attract your exact type girlfriend… I enjoy the outdoors, traveling, restaurants, laughing, go Ing to cultural events, and socia Lizing with quality pe Ople. He finds a way of standing out by incorporating an anagram in his profile—very witty and original. He is searching for love and putting himself out there.

Its just better li Ving and sharing lif E with someone else 🙂 I’m originally from the DC area, did my undergrad in NY, and Have lived in a few different c Ou Ntries. Just as a guy can get bored sifting through profiles so does a girl. The Never Ending Story, Ghostbusters, The Labyrinth, the Princess Bride. This guy shares an enduring story of his first attempt at on-line love.

He’s in tuned with his tender side, opting to trade in the ocean for “daily spooning”, all the while not coming off as too girly.

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