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For instance, he buys eight cases of ipecac so he can hold a vomiting contest with Brian, Chris, and Stewie; although Chris technically wins, all four continue to vomit explosively and violently in a scene lasting 56 seconds. In desperation, Peter seizes upon a picture of Mort's son Neil, who is infatuated with Meg.

Peter offers to sell Meg to the Goldmans to settle the bill, offering a contract; Mort agrees, but everyone is shocked to discover that Neil has started dating another girl named Cecilia.

When Lois interviews several people to apply for being Stewie's babysitter, one of them is Gloop from the 1967 show Herculoids.

When Peter goes to the pharmacy to buy condoms and some Excedrin, he realizes he has forgotten his wallet.Meg becomes unexpectedly jealous and hunts desperately for a boyfriend to make Neil jealous; she ends up settling for Jake Tucker, who only wants her to buy him some BB's.She finally tells Neil that she wants to be his girlfriend and signs the original contract to prove her sincerity; the Goldmans quickly put her to work as a slave, putting on Neil's pajamas and plowing a field in their front yard.I bet he has a pet racoon and a moonshine distillary..."He's a year ahead of Linds and his father is a minister..."Oh God! I gently set her aside and grasp the bronze doorknob, giving it a quick turn before yanking the door open to find a boy leaning against the frame, his fist raised in a knocking pose. I lean forward and snatch the flowers he holds in his limp grip and before the shock has even managed to settle in I grab the door and swing it shut with enough force to rattle 'Honk Boy's' teeth.I stare at him as he waves a hand that holds a small bouquet of flowers at my daughter."Hey, what's the hold up? I quickly turn to my daughter and hand her the flowers."You look beautiful princess..."I hear Cath sigh and watch as she walks towards me shaking her head.Mort Goldman, the pharmacist, offers to open a tab for him.

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